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PostSubject: What is the Difference Between Them?   Sun Jun 22, 2008 11:35 am

* A successful man is one who makes more money, than his wife can spend. A successful woman is the one who can find such a man.
* Men wake up as good-looking as when they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
* A man will pay 2 pesos for a 1-peso item he wants. A woman will pay 1 peso for a 2
pesos that she doesn't want.
* A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
* There are times when a man doesn't understand a woman-before and after marriage.
* To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
* A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
* Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!
* A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the
beginning of a new argument.
* Women look at a wedding as the beginning of romance, while men look at a wedding as the ending of romance.

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