http://steelryx.forumotion.com/joke-box-f19/-t1.htm Sun, 14 Dec 2008 07:46:23 GMT 10 http://illiweb.com/fa/softlight/logo.jpg http://steelryx.forumotion.com/joke-box-f19/-t1.htm http://steelryx.forumotion.com/joke-box-f19/lots-of-tagalog-jokes-part4-t176.htm dzypherus Anghel : Juan, kumuha ka ng bato "kumuha si juan ng maliit na bato" Anghel : yan ang gagawin kong tinapay at yan ang pagkain mo Juan : sana pala malaki kinuha ko.... Anghel : Juan, kumuha ka ulit ng bato "kumuha si juan ng malaking bato" Anghel : ihagis mo yan at kung saan abutin hanggang dyan ang magiging lupa mo Juan : sana pala maliit kinuha ko para malayo ko nahagis.... Anghel : juan kumuha ka ng dalawang bato "kumuha si juan ng isang maliit at isang ... Joke Box Wed, 06 Aug 2008 17:24:48 GMT http://steelryx.forumotion.com/joke-box-f19/lots-of-tagalog-jokes-part4-t176.htm#244 http://steelryx.forumotion.com/joke-box-f19/lots-of-tagalog-jokes-part4-t176.htm http://steelryx.forumotion.com/joke-box-f19/dagdag-n-yo-pa-to-t290.htm dzypherus [b]Nung Mayaman pa Juan: Pare, noong mayaman pa kami, nagkakamay kaming kumain. Ngayong mahirap na kami, nakakutsara na. Pedro: Baligtad yata? Juan: Mahirap kamayin ang lugaw, pare! -------------------------------------- English Class... Bawal magtagalog... Pedro: Mam, may i go out pls Teacher: Why? Pedro: Because FATHER, MOTHER, ME! Teacher: What? Pedro: (sweating) TATA, INA, AKO!(tatai na ako) ---------------------------------------------------- MAGSYOTA ... Joke Box Sun, 14 Dec 2008 07:46:23 GMT http://steelryx.forumotion.com/joke-box-f19/dagdag-n-yo-pa-to-t290.htm#413 http://steelryx.forumotion.com/joke-box-f19/dagdag-n-yo-pa-to-t290.htm http://steelryx.forumotion.com/joke-box-f19/pangtanggal-ng-wrinkles-1-t283.htm dzypherus "NAKATIPID" Takbong pumasok ng bahay si Mario. Pagod na pagod, pero masayang-masaya. Nagmamayabang pa sa ina. "Nanay! Nanay! Nakatipid ako ng uno singkwenta." "Nakatipid? Paano?" tanong ng nanay. "Aba'y 'di ako sumakay ng dyip. Sumabay lang ako ng takbo. Kaya't nakatipid ako ng one-fifty!" "Bobo ka pala, eh. Kung taxi ang sinabayan mo, 'Di mas malaki ang natipid mo!" *** Q : Ano ang pagkakaiba ng SANITARY ... Joke Box Fri, 21 Nov 2008 04:31:23 GMT http://steelryx.forumotion.com/joke-box-f19/pangtanggal-ng-wrinkles-1-t283.htm#402 http://steelryx.forumotion.com/joke-box-f19/pangtanggal-ng-wrinkles-1-t283.htm http://steelryx.forumotion.com/joke-box-f19/lots-of-tagalog-jokes-part5-t177.htm dzypherus Example ng mga hindi tamang sagot sa maayos na tanong: 1. Kumain ka na? - Busog pa ako 2. Andyan ba ang nanay mo? - bakit po? 3. Anong oras klase mo? - mamaya 4. San kayo galing tol?? - nagstroll lang tol 5. Paano mo ginawa yan? - madaling lang ************************* Mag syotang nag uusap sa tabing dagat Girl: Hon anong zodiac sign mo?? Boy: (nagisip siya dahil bobo hindi nya alam) sayo muna hon. Girl:zodiac sign ko Cancer Boy: sa kin Goiter!!! ***************************** May ... Joke Box Wed, 06 Aug 2008 17:27:50 GMT http://steelryx.forumotion.com/joke-box-f19/lots-of-tagalog-jokes-part5-t177.htm#245 http://steelryx.forumotion.com/joke-box-f19/lots-of-tagalog-jokes-part5-t177.htm http://steelryx.forumotion.com/joke-box-f19/lots-of-tagalog-jokes-part3-t175.htm dzypherus BOY: is this your first time? GIRL: (angrily) oo naman noh. You guys talaga.So kuleeet! Always asking me the same question. Paulit-ulit. Hmp! ------------ --------- --------- ------------------ --------- - (Sa loob ng Mall) GUY: LOVE, yan ang dati kong girlfriend. Jowa: Ang pangit pangit naman! GUY: Wala akong magagawa, yan talaga ang weakness ko ever since... ------------ --------- --------- ------------------ --------- - BF : May ibibigay akong gift sayo, pero ... Joke Box Wed, 06 Aug 2008 17:24:06 GMT http://steelryx.forumotion.com/joke-box-f19/lots-of-tagalog-jokes-part3-t175.htm#243 http://steelryx.forumotion.com/joke-box-f19/lots-of-tagalog-jokes-part3-t175.htm http://steelryx.forumotion.com/joke-box-f19/lots-of-tagalog-jokes-part2-t174.htm dzypherus Boy: Di na tuloy ang kasal natin. Girl: Bakit?! Boy: Kuya mo kasi eh! Girl: Hindi no! Gusto ka ng Kuya ko! Boy: Yun nga eh...gusto ko rin ang kuya mo! *** Juan: San ka galing? Pedro: Sementeryo, libing ng byenan ko. Juan: E bakit puro kamot ang mukha at braso mo? Pedro: Mahirap ilibing eh...Lumalaban! ! *** BALIW (tumawag sa mental hospital): Hello... may tao po ba sa Room 168? Telephone Operator: Wala po, bakit? Baliw: Check ko lang kung nakatakas ... Joke Box Wed, 06 Aug 2008 17:22:24 GMT http://steelryx.forumotion.com/joke-box-f19/lots-of-tagalog-jokes-part2-t174.htm#242 http://steelryx.forumotion.com/joke-box-f19/lots-of-tagalog-jokes-part2-t174.htm http://steelryx.forumotion.com/joke-box-f19/lots-of-tagalog-jokes-part1-t173.htm dzypherus Misis : Darling, ano ang tawag sa isang asawa na sexy, maganda, hindi selosa, mapagmahal, masipag, mapagkalinga, masarap magluto? Mister: Guni-guni! ********** TANONG: Paano mo sasabihin sa isang babae na mataba siya nang hindi siya mababastos? SAGOT: "Uhm, excuse me, miss...Mang Tomas ba anglotion mo?" *** Aanhin ko ang napakalaking bahay, mamahaling sasakyan, milyun-milyong kayamanan, at masasarap na pagkain kung ang kapit-bahay ko ang may-ari ng mga ... Joke Box Wed, 06 Aug 2008 17:21:31 GMT http://steelryx.forumotion.com/joke-box-f19/lots-of-tagalog-jokes-part1-t173.htm#241 http://steelryx.forumotion.com/joke-box-f19/lots-of-tagalog-jokes-part1-t173.htm http://steelryx.forumotion.com/joke-box-f19/what-is-the-difference-between-them-t114.htm dzypherus * A successful man is one who makes more money, than his wife can spend. A successful woman is the one who can find such a man. * Men wake up as good-looking as when they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night. * A man will pay 2 pesos for a 1-peso item he wants. A woman will pay 1 peso for a 2 pesos that she doesn't want. * A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. * There are ... Joke Box Sun, 22 Jun 2008 02:35:44 GMT http://steelryx.forumotion.com/joke-box-f19/what-is-the-difference-between-them-t114.htm#152 http://steelryx.forumotion.com/joke-box-f19/what-is-the-difference-between-them-t114.htm http://steelryx.forumotion.com/joke-box-f19/jokies-pangtanggal-pagod-t113.htm dzypherus ____________________________________ TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America. MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? CLASS: Maria. ____________________________________ TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. __________________________________________ TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' TEACHER: No, that's ... Joke Box Sun, 22 Jun 2008 02:33:06 GMT http://steelryx.forumotion.com/joke-box-f19/jokies-pangtanggal-pagod-t113.htm#151 http://steelryx.forumotion.com/joke-box-f19/jokies-pangtanggal-pagod-t113.htm http://steelryx.forumotion.com/joke-box-f19/world-s-top-ten-weirdest-sex-laws-t17.htm dzypherus World's Top Ten Weirdest Sex Laws Most of the following laws are leftover statutes from hundreds of years ago which were simply never repealed. However one or two are still actively enforced. Can you guess which? 1. Most Middle Eastern countries recognize the following Islamic law: "After having sexual relations with a lamb, it is a mortal sin to eat its flesh." (That Makes so much sense) 2. In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals ... Joke Box Sat, 29 Mar 2008 08:33:38 GMT http://steelryx.forumotion.com/joke-box-f19/world-s-top-ten-weirdest-sex-laws-t17.htm#18 http://steelryx.forumotion.com/joke-box-f19/world-s-top-ten-weirdest-sex-laws-t17.htm http://steelryx.forumotion.com/joke-box-f19/a-man-and-his-wife-t16.htm dzypherus A Man and His Wife A man and his wife are driving to the top of a tall, winding mountain. The man, who is driving is extremely cautious and slow. His wife is getting impatient, so she makes a deal with him. "For every mile you go faster, I will take off a piece of clothing!" Agreeing to the offer, he begins to put the petal to the metal. In a minute, she is completely naked. The husband is too busy looking at his wife to stay concentrated on the road, so they drive off ... Joke Box Sat, 29 Mar 2008 08:02:58 GMT http://steelryx.forumotion.com/joke-box-f19/a-man-and-his-wife-t16.htm#17 http://steelryx.forumotion.com/joke-box-f19/a-man-and-his-wife-t16.htm http://steelryx.forumotion.com/joke-box-f19/chinese-detective-t15.htm dzypherus Chinese Detective.. Wong Foo Ling suspected that his wife was seeing another man. Therefore, he hired a private detective named Ling Lang Long to observe the goings-on. This is his report: You leave house. I watch. He come house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she get on train. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I follow. He and she go in room. No can follow. Climb tree-look in window. He kiss she. She kiss he. He strip she. She strip he. ... Joke Box Sat, 29 Mar 2008 07:59:30 GMT http://steelryx.forumotion.com/joke-box-f19/chinese-detective-t15.htm#16 http://steelryx.forumotion.com/joke-box-f19/chinese-detective-t15.htm http://steelryx.forumotion.com/joke-box-f19/peacock-t14.htm dzypherus Peacock An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young man walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, blue, and yellow. The old man just stared. Every time the young man looked, the old man was staring. The young man finally said sarcastically, "What's the matter old timer, never done anything wild in your life?" Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was ... Joke Box Sat, 29 Mar 2008 07:57:28 GMT http://steelryx.forumotion.com/joke-box-f19/peacock-t14.htm#15 http://steelryx.forumotion.com/joke-box-f19/peacock-t14.htm http://steelryx.forumotion.com/joke-box-f19/and-now-the-green-grin-jokes-d-t13.htm dzypherus These are All somewhat Naughty Jokes, if your sensiblities are offended by such jokes, please do not read any further. If you have any objections to these jokes, please let me know and i will rectify the same Worlds most embarrasing moments There was a World wide survey of "Most Embarrassing Moment in human life" the finale had the following three incidents.... Third Place "It was the day before my eighteenth birthday. I was living at home, but my parents had gone ... Joke Box Sat, 29 Mar 2008 07:50:19 GMT http://steelryx.forumotion.com/joke-box-f19/and-now-the-green-grin-jokes-d-t13.htm#14 http://steelryx.forumotion.com/joke-box-f19/and-now-the-green-grin-jokes-d-t13.htm http://steelryx.forumotion.com/joke-box-f19/talking-kids-are-sooo-smart-these-days-t12.htm dzypherus Kids are sooo smart these days !! A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.' The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?' 'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles. 'OK, ' she said. 'That could ... Joke Box Sat, 29 Mar 2008 07:42:47 GMT http://steelryx.forumotion.com/joke-box-f19/talking-kids-are-sooo-smart-these-days-t12.htm#13 http://steelryx.forumotion.com/joke-box-f19/talking-kids-are-sooo-smart-these-days-t12.htm http://steelryx.forumotion.com/joke-box-f19/the-couple-that-share-everything-t11.htm dzypherus He ordered one hamburger, one order of French fries and one drink. The old man unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half. He placed one half in front of his wife. He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife. He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them. As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them kept looking ... Joke Box Sat, 29 Mar 2008 07:37:41 GMT http://steelryx.forumotion.com/joke-box-f19/the-couple-that-share-everything-t11.htm#12 http://steelryx.forumotion.com/joke-box-f19/the-couple-that-share-everything-t11.htm